Jack The Ripper

from Sugaring Time by Karrot Kake

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Tensions in the band come to a head- rap battling ensues
(this is a heavily censored version)

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You hippy-rap
like a little chap
not like the masta
so make it lasta
my beats are so fat
like Garfield the cat
you're jealous of my eyes, that's true
cuz you've got none and I've got two
you're as cheesy as Hasselhoff
there's no truce, the deal's off
your rhymes are almost as bad as yo mommy yo granny yo pappy yo dad
you is a little chunky hipster
your rhymes would be better from your little sister
you think you're more than you seem
but sir, you just got owned by the Leem

uh!

My name's Will
I'm pretty chill
I'm pretty chill cuz I don't pop pills
and I'm kinda sad
the situation's bad
I ordered Final Fantasy (though it hasn't come to me)
I'm just a regular 'splosion man
tryin' to be 'splodin' all I can
while I'm gettin' the ladies
and makin' lots of babies
the last part might have been a lie
but I still think that I'm pretty fly
just a low-fat blueberry moofin
that's the way it's always been
now we're standin' in the rift
paradigm shift
while we're goin' side to side
while we learn to ride
excitebike which is what I like
on Amazon
gettin' your shopping on

Got disregard for the beat
those lyrics are weak
your nose really looks like a big squishy beak
my flows are radioactive
sexually attractive
they make all the homies go super duper spastic
yo, with the crew Karrot Kake
wlak around like glaciers formin' oxbow lakes
you just can't stop me
I need parkin' brakes
rob you of your skills while you're up and wide awake
oh, and I have'the most swag
I am not a liar so here
take this doggie bag
my crew, they may be ragtag
with shirts made of shopping bags
The Minecraft server never gets any lag
powered by redstone wire
man you in my line of fire
you seem like a poser
just like Mrs. Doubtfire

credits

from Sugaring Time, released September 5, 2012
Veggie: Instrumentals/sampling, third part
Will: Second part
Liam: First part
Lyrics by Liam, Will and Veggie

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