Sugaring Time

by Karrot Kake

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released September 5, 2012

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Track Name: I'm Going To The Beach
I'm goin' to the beach
got mah sand and my shovel and I'm ready to build
I'm goin' to the beach
got mah swimmin' trunks and I'm ready to catch some sharks
At the beach there are ladies
so I can see them in their bikinis
which is kind of inappropriate but I am a teenager so it doesn't matter
I'm goin' to the beach
There's old men who need to have a shirt on
cuz I'm goin' to the beach
hopefully the tide's in so I can do some surfin'
with the people at the beach.
Don't now how they like it, but I'll do it anyway
I'm goin' to the beach
with tropical fruit punch
and other things that are like the beach
Let's play some volleyball!
Let's play some beach ball!
No, let's go swimmin'
No, I just ate, I need a half an hour before I swim again so I don't get a cramp

yeah

It's very sandy at the beach

and after you go in the water and come out, the sand sticks to your feet.
Track Name: The BB Gang
We are the BB Gang
we're located in Ellay
we drop lots of flamethrowers
and our leader is named Teddy
there is this boy Ninten
he's been meddling with our plans
he bested our leader
and we're going to get revenge

We are real big punks
we like to kill seagulls
we mess around in the swamp
and we like to annoy people
we go into the theater
we get some alcohol
we get thrown into jail
and our weapons get taken away

We have many members
we have some aliases
we have some affiliates
they're located in Onett
they are always skating
they're using pogo-sticks
they like to hula-hoop
and they have a giant robot
Track Name: Dancing With The Moon
Rotating majestically
revolving around two focal points
with an eccentric orbit
continually going around
thirteen degrees every day

Planet Earth dances with the moon
therefore all of us do too
and the moon is stalking all of us
while we go around the red-hot sun

revolving imperfectly
imperfect by six degrees
being blocked by the Earth
blocking the light of the Sun

the Moon goes through several phases
waning and waxing and new and full
affecting tides down here on earth
way up there in the night sky
fifty-two minutes
later each day
Track Name: Chocolate Covered Fractals
(screaming)
Track Name: A Tribute To Steve Jobs
(unintelligible)
eatin mah peanut butter
peanut butter
peanut butter
peanut butter pea-
peanut butter Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs he eats peanut butter but unfortunately
we miss him cause he's gone now
gone forever we miss you
we miss you Steve
Stevie
Jobs
Stevie
Jobs
Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie

Steve Jobs Steve Jobs we want you back
we miss you
please come back
we miss him

Stevie Jobs we miss you
you made so many things
didn't make peanut butter
but that's okay cause he did all kind of other stuff

Stevie
Jobs
Stevie
Jobs you gave so many jobs for homeless people

Steve
peanut butter
Steve
Jobs

Steve Jobs Steve Jobs Steve Jobs Stevie
(unintelligible)
Track Name: 99%
My life is so hard
I work at a bar
I am so scarred
I drive a use car
Oh, the economy
it's starting to get to me
why can't things just be free?

I am a working man
I collect all my cans
I am a working man
Doing all I can do

Working for the 1%
just tryin' to pay my rent
So much more money to be spent
I am not Clark Kent
I got a guitar
I'm gonna go far
I'll be up on stage
I'll be all the rage

I am a working man
I collect all my cans
I am a working man
Doing all I can do

(thunderous applause)
Track Name: The Wizard
WIZARDS YEAH
WIZARDS YEAH
WIZARDS YEAH
WIZARDS YEAH
WIZARD
WALKIN' THROUGH A BLIZZARD
SNOWS IS MAKIN' HIM COLD
HE IS SO VERY OLD
BUT HE'LL KEEP GOIN'
YYYYEAAAAAHHHHHH
WIZARD
WALKIN' FOR THE WIZARDS
TO FIGHT THE EVIL FORCES
WIZARD'S LOOKIN' FOR WIZARDS
WIZARDS
YYYEAHHHH
HE FINDS A SMALL VILLAGE FULL OF WIZARDS
HE JOINS THEM, TO FIGHT THE EVIL FORCES
THEY RIDE OFF AT DAWN ON A BUNCH OF ANGRY HORSES
YYYYEAAAHHHHHHH
WIZARD
ON HIS QUEST TO FIND THE WIZARDS
SO THEY CAN FIGHT THE EVIL FORCES
WIZARDS GO FIND WIZARDS
WIZARDS, YEAH
Track Name: Jack The Ripper
You hippy-rap
like a little chap
not like the masta
so make it lasta
my beats are so fat
like Garfield the cat
you're jealous of my eyes, that's true
cuz you've got none and I've got two
you're as cheesy as Hasselhoff
there's no truce, the deal's off
your rhymes are almost as bad as yo mommy yo granny yo pappy yo dad
you is a little chunky hipster
your rhymes would be better from your little sister
you think you're more than you seem
but sir, you just got owned by the Leem

uh!

My name's Will
I'm pretty chill
I'm pretty chill cuz I don't pop pills
and I'm kinda sad
the situation's bad
I ordered Final Fantasy (though it hasn't come to me)
I'm just a regular 'splosion man
tryin' to be 'splodin' all I can
while I'm gettin' the ladies
and makin' lots of babies
the last part might have been a lie
but I still think that I'm pretty fly
just a low-fat blueberry moofin
that's the way it's always been
now we're standin' in the rift
paradigm shift
while we're goin' side to side
while we learn to ride
excitebike which is what I like
on Amazon
gettin' your shopping on

Got disregard for the beat
those lyrics are weak
your nose really looks like a big squishy beak
my flows are radioactive
sexually attractive
they make all the homies go super duper spastic
yo, with the crew Karrot Kake
wlak around like glaciers formin' oxbow lakes
you just can't stop me
I need parkin' brakes
rob you of your skills while you're up and wide awake
oh, and I have'the most swag
I am not a liar so here
take this doggie bag
my crew, they may be ragtag
with shirts made of shopping bags
The Minecraft server never gets any lag
powered by redstone wire
man you in my line of fire
you seem like a poser
just like Mrs. Doubtfire
Track Name: Amazon
I just bought Final Fantasy on Amazon
however it has not quite arrived yet
and I am sad, I wanna play it
a role-playing game on PS1

I just bought some Tuscan Whole Milk off of Amazon
and I have found that it is quite fantastic milk
it's tasty
and delicious
how I love it
Tuscan Whole Milk

I just bought some uranium off of Amazon
and I decided to bury it in my lawn
but suddenly
all of these ants
started to emerge
and they were trying to steal my Tuscan Whole Milk
and it made me angry

BUT I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT
THOSE STUPID ANTS ONLY THINK ABOUT TUSCAN WHOLE MILK
I LIKE TO DRINK MY TUSCAN WHOLE MILK AND NOT HAVE IT STOLEN BY ANTS
Track Name: The Revelation
Hey
there's something I need to tell you
Something I've wanted to tell you for a very long time
I was always afraid of how you'd react
but I can't hide this
I need to tell you

I understand if this is awkward
I understand that this'll be a lot to take in
I understand if you never want to talk to me again
but even so I need to tell you
something
important

Whenever you're around I'm happy
whenever you're not
I wish you were
I just can't figure out why
but I
think you're kinda amazing

I understand if this is awkward
I understand that this'll be a lot to take in
I understand if you never want to talk to me again
but even so I need to tell you
something
essential

There's something about you that's appealing
perhaps it's your beauty and personality
either way I want you to know
that I think you're really amazing

This isn't a new feeling either
I've felt this way for quite a long time but I never knew how to express it
Look.
I'm not saying you have to feel the same way
or return my feelings
or somehow feel obliged to
reach out to me or anything like that
I just wanted you to know

I understand if this is awkward
I understand that this'll be a lot to take in
I understad if you never want to talk to me again
but even so I needed to tell you
this
important detail.
Track Name: I'm At The Beach
I'm at the beach
to my right there's a guy
who's naked
I'm at the beach
to my left there's a girl
she needs more clothes

I'm still at the beach
and under the sand
I find
a beach ball but it's deflated

a-
I'm at the beach
and then there's a lifeguard
I'm at the beach
I look to my right
there's people throwin sand and lifeguard says no throwin sand

I loo-
I'm at the beach
I look straight and there's the ocean
the the ocean
and in the ocean there's a shark
yeah

watch out for the shark bring your underwater skis
skiing on the beach
skiing on the ocean

I'm at the beach
I look underneath the sand
sand
sand's like a bunch of little rocks if you burn it
it turns into glass
(unintelligible)

building a sandcastle with my best friend Steve
Steve's not very good at making sandcastles
so he breaks it
in the middle of our building construction

I'm at the beach
and under me
is a guy
with his head sticking outta the sand

I'm at the beach
I'm at the beach
I'm at the beach
I'm at the beach
but not in Hawaii

I'm in the Pacific
swimming with my swim trunks
oh no there's a person who's gonna see me

I have my shirt off
I'm
I'm tanning
my skin's starting to get dark

I'm at the beach
I'm at the beach
girls in bikinis cause I'm at the beach
girls need to put more clothes on

There's a guy to my right he is naked
this isn't a nude beach boy
get your clothes on

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